Crede quod vis. Colendis vobis figmenta.

Vobis factus imaginaria sui.

“Finally, a religion that lets you believe whatever you want!”

—Saint Bigfoot

NEW: THE THIRD EPISTLE OF THE HOLY ORDER OF THE SASQUATCH IS NOW AVAILABLE.


Art & Artifacts



Embroidered Patch (2" diameter) 

Let the world know of your devotion to the Holy Order of the Sasquatch with this beautiful sew-on embroidered patch featuring the icon of Saint Bigfoot the Imaginary. 

One patch is also included in the Basic Membership Package of the Order. Additional patches are $5 (CAD) each. 

To order additional patches, click here




Stickers (3" diameter, sheet of 6 labels) 

Spread awareness of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch with these custom 3" labels with a glossy finish, each bearing the icon of Saint Bigfoot the Imaginary, along with the name of our Order and official website. 

Two stickers are included in the Basic Membership Package of the Order. Additional stickers are $10 (CAD) for each sheet of six. 

To order additional stickers, click here.







Throw Blanket (50" x 60") 

Decorate your sacred living space, embrace your wild hypotheses, and keep warm beneath the power of the Saint Bigfoot the All-Seeing with this large, machine-washable, woven throw.  

100% Polyester, but it's so soft you wouldn't believe it.


$250. Seriously, click here.  








More art and artifacts coming soon.