by Sir Paul Vermeersch, KHS
An official selection of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch Library of Essential Texts!
"Self-Defence for the Brave and Happy has arrived, and not a moment too soon! Nothing less than a manual for navigating the current landscape of booby-traps and hidden unravelling. An invaluable aid in this time of troubled spirits, muddled truths, and convoluted thinking. Paul Vermeersch has created a template to help us all traverse the highways and bi-ways of an increasingly confused and confusing world full of misinformationalism and bald-faced lies."
Epistles: These eight-panel graphic "Bigfoot Bibles" are printed on high quality glossy stock for durability and enlightenment!
The First Epistle
It is a comic? Is it a pamphlet? Is it the sacred scripture of Saint Bigfoot?
It is all of the above! The First Epistle of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch is your introduction to basic tenets of our Knighthood. Every Knight's journey begins with the First Epistle.
In these pages you will learn about Saint Bigfoot and recite the sacred Oath of the Order.
It is all of the above! The First Epistle of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch is your introduction to basic tenets of our Knighthood. Every Knight's journey begins with the First Epistle.
In these pages you will learn about Saint Bigfoot and recite the sacred Oath of the Order.
You will witness the power of the All-Seeing Foot as well as the dangers of Incorrection and the dreaded BaphoMac!
Discover your own hidden powers, prepare to become your imaginary self, and learn how to save the world!
The First Epistle is included in our basic membership package, which includes your membership card, stickers, and a beautiful sew-on patch. To sign up, click here.
To order the glossy paper version of the First Epistle ($4.99 CAD) on its own, click here.
As a special introductory offer, you can also order the First Epistle as a downloadable high-quality digital PDF ($1.99 CAD). To order, click here.
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The Second Epistle
The Second Epistle of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch is the next step for Knights who have already taken the first teachings of our patron to heart.
In these pages you will learn about the Infinite Possible and understand how you can believe anything you want.
You will recite the Proverbs of Saint Bigfoot and know more of His wisdom than ever before.
Discover the magic of the Dream Hookah, the utility of Rube Golberg machines in the fight against Incorrection, and the danger of the dreaded KFM.
The Second Epistle is essential reading for Knights of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch or for those curious about ancient and benevolent ways. Order now.
To order the glossy paper version of the Second Epistle ($4.99 CAD), click here.
As a special introductory offer, you can also order the Second Epistle as a downloadable high-quality digital PDF ($1.99 CAD). To order, click here.
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The Third Epistle
The Third Epistle of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch contains the further teachings of Saint Bigfoot and picks up where the Second Epistle leaves off.
It is a comic? Is it a pamphlet? Is it the sacred scripture of Saint Bigfoot?
It is all of the above! The Third Epistle of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch is the next step for Knights who have already begun the journey toward becoming their imaginary selves.
In these pages you will learn how to use interstellar space probes to improve your ability to pray to the entities of your choice, and how scientific breakthroughs can connect you to the infinite possible.
You will learn even more of the Proverbs of Saint Bigfoot and know more of His wisdom than ever before.
Discover the how Knights of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch will protect the planet Earth from strange dangers from outer space and from the Great Regression currently attacking human civilization.
The Third Epistle is essential reading for Knights of the Holy Order of the Sasquatch or for those curious about ancient and benevolent ways. Now available as a high quality digital PDF for only $1.99 CAD. To order, click here.
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The Fourth Epistle
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